Fat kids and 4 X4’s
16:01 Apr 21 2005
Times Read: 1,381
As I was walking home today I was looking around and there were nothing but Suv’s and 4x4’s everywhere. I mean there must have been close to 50. And this was because all the little kiddies were just getting out of school at 3pm.
Another thing I noticed was that all these little kids that were being driven the 5 minutes home were all and I mean they were all fat. Not just chubby, most were actually fat. But these kids are getting driven home because apparently its too dangerous to let them walk home as there are too many big cars on the road, far too many 4x4’s and Suv’s.
BUT all those big ass cars are from those kids being driven home, so the kids are being driven home so they don’t have to risk getting run over by mothers in their 4x4s running them over??? Call me crazy, but if all the kids just walked home wouldn’t it be safer and healthier, I walked home every day when I was in school and I was never run over. Lazy little sods.
The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll
01:36 Apr 14 2005
Times Read: 1,440
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright -
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily, Because she thought the sun Had got no business to be there After the day was done - "It's very rude of him," she said, "To come and spoil the fun."
The sea was wet as wet could be, The sands were dry as dry. You could not see a cloud, because No cloud was in the sky: No birds were flying overhead - There were no birds to fly.
The Walrus and the Carpenter Were walking close at hand; They wept like anything to see Such quantities of sand: "If this were only cleared away," They said, "it would be grand."
"If seven maids with seven mops Swept it for half a year, Do you suppose", the Walrus said, "That they could get it clear?" "I doubt it," said the Carpenter, And shed a bitter tear.
"O Oysters, come and walk with us!" The Walrus did beseech. "A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, Along the briny beach: We cannot do with more than four, To give a hand to each."
The eldest Oyster looked at him, But never a word he said: The eldest Oyster winked his eye, And shook his heavy head - Meaning to say he did not choose To leave the oyster-bed.
But four young Oysters hurried up, All eager for the treat: Their coats were brushed, their faces washed, Their shoes were clean and neat - And this was odd, because, you know, They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them, And yet another four; And thick and fast they came at last, And more, and more, and more - All hopping through the frothy waves, And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter Walked on a mile or so, And then they rested on a rock Conveniently low: And all the little Oysters stood And waited in a row.
"The time has come", the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes -and ships -and sealing wax - Of cabbages -and kings - And why the sea is boiling hot - And whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried, "Before we have our chat; For some of us are out of breath, And all of us are fat!" "No hurry!" said the Carpenter. They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread", the Walrus said, "Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar, besides, Are very good indeed - Now, if you're ready, Oysters dear, We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried, Turning a little blue. "After such kindness, that would be A dismal thing to do!" "The night is fine," the Walrus said, "Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come! And you are very nice!" The Carpenter said nothing but "Cut us another slice. I wish you were not quite so deaf - I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame", the Walrus said, "To play them such a trick. After we've brought them out so far, And made them trot so quick!" The Carpenter said nothing but "The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said: "I deeply sympathize." With sobs and tears he sorted out Those of the largest size, Holding his pocket-handkerchief Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter, "You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?" But answer came there none - And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one.
Ipod huh, you sure you arent george bush?
01:16 Apr 13 2005
Times Read: 1,461
I had to watch a 10 minute piece on the news today telling me bush bought an ipod and what songs he had on it?
HOW IS THAT NEWS WORTHY?
IM sure something important happened today other then that, do i really need to hear about bushs music preference. Wow he likes my sherona. So do i, can i be president now?
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lestatsbride
22:36 Oct 12 2008
I think they should not be allowed to join that is to young if you ask me but that is my opinon